Twisted..!!

"What did Cheif Masterson say?"
"Oh, well he's repainting his office, and wanted a second opinion. I told him green would really bring out his eyes." 

"Thanks for standing up for me with that wanna be rapist.. jock.. douche.."
"I think that might actually be his full legal name." 

"You want to come in, hang out? We haven't really got a chance to talk."
"You realize that's intentional, right?"
"I *have* blue ranch potato chips." 

"Oh my god that was tense I feel like I just lived through Hitchcock movie!" 

"Oh yeah hi I'm Rico I'm extraordinarily uncomfortable right now."

"Ok let's say you killed your aunt. But you say you had a reason for doing it. Wouldn't you want to tell people?" 
"I don't know, I kind of like my aunt. She buys me presents and makes yummy apple cinnamon pancakes."

"Serena probably drowns kittens for fun.." 

"I'm not stalking you, I'm here for the pie." 

"Whatever you do don't turn around and look up."
*turns around*
"I said don't look!"

"The schools actually very welcoming"
"Clearly; I feel like I'm in an episode of Glee and everyones about to break out into song."
"They let you watch Glee in prison?"
"It's part of our punishment." 

Lol I like glee AHAAHAHAHA they ar efunny though